So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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