Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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