Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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