Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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