we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Your cock deserves a montage
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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