FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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