I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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