You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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