She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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