i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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