Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize