btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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