Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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