normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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