I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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