he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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