I skipped work to stalk him.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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