how can u be prego again
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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