I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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