she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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