At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
