rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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