morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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