the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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