Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
and she was petting her beer can
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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