a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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