is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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