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dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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