Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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