Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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