no. you can't hotbox the world.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I want to be your penis for a week.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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