omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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