ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
