There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Every concussion has its silver lining
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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