There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
they need to just BURY HIM!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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