No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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