she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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