This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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