I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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