i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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