put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
kristin has been a bad kristin
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Randomize
