kristin has been a bad kristin
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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