Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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