8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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