Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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