You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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