I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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