Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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