She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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