I'm lost and stupid without you.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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