So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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