hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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