Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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