I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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