D3 body, D1 cock
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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