I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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