are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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