The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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