Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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