we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
