Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize