I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We have started to decorate penises.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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