Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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